Lyrics

In the morning when I wake up, you start bugging me
You start with the toothpaste and where I should squeeze
It's an endless cycle that ends every night
Cleaning out the bug zapper and watching for tail lights

You're just a bug on the windshield of my life
You just like to bug me from sundown to sunlight
Yes, you're just a bug on the windshield of my life
I'd like to take the wipers and wipe you from my sight

Sometimes I can't believe you have the guts to say
That when you have a problem, I'm the one to blame
The broom, the mop, the dishrags, they all make me laugh
As I picture using them to wipe up your splat

You're just a bug on the windshield of my life
You just like to bug me from sundown to sunlight
Yes, you're just a bug on the windshield of my life
I'd like to take the wipers and wipe you from my sight

My friends they all ask me how I put up with you
I say I'm not the problem. It's a hundred percent you
Mosquitos, flies, butterflies could never leave a mess
As big of a mess you yourself have left

You're just a bug on the windshield of my life
You just like to bug me from sundown to sunlight
Yes, you're just a bug on the windshield of my life
I'd like to take the wipers and wipe you from my sight