Lyrics

A crazy Karen came in to complain
Her short bob was in the server's face
The waitress she took a step on back
Said we're gonna have a little chat
I'm gonna throw some advice your way
Because it's better than this here tray

You need to get laid you need to get laid
You need to get laid and do it right away

The benefits are numerous
From a healthier heart to lower stress
It'll put you in a better mood
Maybe even stop you from being so rude
So we don't have to put up with you
And you'll stop looking like a loony toon

You need to get laid you need to get laid
You need to get laid and do it right away

If you can't find someone to help
Then I suggest you do it yourself

The waitress she had enough of her bitchin
Plus stingy Karen didn't leave a tip
So she snuck out the back door
Climbed into her four by four
Engines revving her heart races
She put that Karen in her place

That Karen got laid yea she got laid
That Karen got laid laid out for the day
Laid out for the day