Lyrics

He was from Ecuador
His pene reached the floor
He was from Ecuador and his pene reached the floor

He never had a girlfriend
Not even a one night stand
Didn't have enough hands to pleasure his twenty inches

He was from Ecuador
His pene reached the floor
He was from Ecuador and his pene reached the floor

Couldn't sit on a toilet
Couldn't sleep on his stomach
Had to tie it to his limb and pray it didn't rise up

He walked a lonely stride
Like an accordion had died
Couldn't expand cause he couldn't play it
No, he couldn't play with it

He was from Ecuador
He was from Ecuador and his pene reached the floor

I had to say goodbye
Rethink my stance on size
I think I'll outsource my plans to go to Thailand

Yes, it's true, yes, it's true. It's true it's true it's true

He was from Ecuador
His pene reached the floor
He was from Ecuador and his pene reached the floor
He was from Ecuador
His pene reached the floor
He was from Ecuador and his pene reached the floor
And his pene reached the floor